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Name: Clark
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: Dallas
Birthday: 6/12/1987
Gender: Male


Interests: soo....i guess i type stuff here. uhh well i like girls. umm i like xbox. halo 2 is the shizzle ba-dizzle. green day is kizzle....ok time to stop that....yeah i like them. i like music of all kinds. but i never could get into death metal. i'd like to live in a more weather inclined area...and a small town in the mountains. somewhere that snows when its supposed to and ALL the leaves come off the trees. somewhere like everwood...ya know the tv show.......i also like to flirt........
Expertise: makin people laugh...i-like-it-alot. i play the viola. i have a car. i just farted. I MISS 2 STUPID DOGS!!!! *tear* im pretty good at halo. i have a foot.
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Monday, February 14, 2005

hey everyone. yeah its been awhile since u've gotten a good entry. is gotten even a word? yeah nothing big has really happened since the last time a did an entry. well im going on 4 months being single now. its ok. i mean not having to worry about wat people think is "flirting" or anything like that. but its always   nice to have someone to go to after a tough today. 6rrrcccc......ok thats wat happens when u fall asleep while writing an entry. so i just got back from church. havent been in awhile. it was pretty koo. reality was this weekend i didnt go tho cuz....i dunno y. but the pep rally was koo. so where was i? oh yeah. so yeah i dont have a valentine. but theres a couple of girls i'd like to step up....soo here i am in physics class. yeah u guessed it. its taking me 3 days to write this entry. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!! well i dunno wat else to write so i leave u with this.

Space Balls:

Prepare for light speed!

No No No! Light speed is too slow. Prepare for lunacris speed!

Lunacris speed? Captain, I dont think the ship can take lunacris speed

What's wrong Colonel Sanders? Chicken?!

                 ps: for the unsmart people, colonel is pronounced kurnel


Tuesday, January 25, 2005

(from rhapsodia's xanga)

Dear God:

Why didn't you save the school children at ?. .

Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96

Bethel, Alaska 2/19/97

Pearl, Mississippi 10/1/97

West Paducah, Kentucky 12/1/97

Stamps, Arkansas 12/15/97

Jonesboro, Arkansas 3/24/98

Edinboro, Pennsylvania 4/24/98

Fayetteville, Tennessee 5/19/98

Springfield, Oregon 5/21/98

Richmond, Virginia 6/15/98

Littleton, Colorado 4/20/99

Taber, Alberta, Canada 5/28/99

Conyers, Georgia 5/20/99

Deming, New Mexico 11/19/99

Fort Gibson, Oklahoma 12/6/99

Santee, California 3/5/01 and

El Cajon, California 3/22/01?

Sincerely,

Concerned Student

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Reply:

Dear Concerned Student:

I am not allowed in schools.

Sincerely,

God

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How did this get started?...

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Let's see, I think it started when Madeline Murray O'Hare complained she didn't want any prayer in our schools.

And you said, OK...

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Then, someone said you better not read the Bible in school, the Bible that says "thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbors as yourself,"

And you said, OK...

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Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave

because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem.

And we said, an expert should know what he's talking about so we won't spank them anymore..

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Then someone said teachers and principals better not discipline our children

when they misbehave. And the school administrators said no faculty member in this school better touch a student when they misbehave because we don't want any bad publicity, and we surely don't want to be sued.

And you accepted their reasoning...

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Then someone said, let's let our daughters have abortions if they want, and they won't even have to tell their parents.

And you said, that's a grand idea...

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Then some wise school board member said, since boys will be boys and they're

going to do it anyway, let's give our sons all the condoms they want, so they can have all the fun they desire, and we won't have to tell their parents they got them at school.

And you said, that's another great idea...

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Then some of our top elected officials said it doesn't matter what we do in private as long as we do our jobs.

And you said, it doesn't matter what anybody, including the President, does in private as long as we have jobs and the economy is good...

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And someone else took that appreciation a step further and published pictures of nude children and then stepped further still by making them available on the Internet.

And you said, everyone's entitled to free speech....

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And the entertainment industry said, let's make TV shows and movies that promote profanity, violence and illicit sex... And let's record music that encourages rape, drugs, murder, suicide, and satanic themes...

And you said, it's just entertainment and it has no adverse effect and nobody takes it seriously anyway, so go right ahead...

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Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, classmates or even themselves.

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Undoubtedly, if we thought about it long and hard enough, we could figure it out. I'm sure it has a great deal to do with...


Thursday, January 20, 2005

...well...i was gonna update....but for some reason my computer got jacked up and closed random windows and one just so happen to be the xanga entry. and once something like that happens i dont usually feel up to trying to remember wat i said. so...i guess u'll hear from me in another 2 weeks lol. i dunno maybe before then. i just have to be in the mood to update. bye bye


Saturday, January 01, 2005

hey everyone its time for the new year. the where people lie to themselves and make resolutions that dont survive a month and the ones that do didnt have to wait for a new years resolution to stop doing watever it is that they want to stop. this new year kinda sucked. i just sat here doing nothing. didnt even have someone here to give a kiss. i wish i did something fun for new years. ya know for some reason since i didnt do anything special for new years it kinda feels like i wasted the whole year. but anyways. yeah how was ur christmas. mine was prety good. i got a mp3 player, new cell phone, I-Robot, Shaun of the Dead, King Arthur, Half-Life2, Fable (for Xbox), new Xbox controllers, sunglasses, a watch, new wallet, Twister, clothes, money, a new electric shaver, and a tri-pod for our video camera. this was actually for my mom, but my dad got the whole family some great tickets to the Elton John concert. i know wat ur thinking. Elton John? well dont hate cuz B-B-Benny and the Jets will be all over yo ass. f'sho! well i guess im gonna go now. i havent gone to sleep b4 1am since i got Fable so im kinda tired. bye bye
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Thursday, December 09, 2004

so maybe u've heard maybe u havent. but some penis muncher went on stage at a damage plan concert in ohio and shot dimebag darrell (formerly of PANTERA)in face several times. he also shot some of the other band memebers including vennie also formly of PANTERA, and killed 2 people in the audiance. total of 5 people are dead including the penis muncher. vinnie is at a hospital in ohio and he's ok. mann..i saw this dimebag and vinnie at the green day concert being escorted back stage! so....yeah. that sux



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